Like A Puddle In A Parking Lot

On a completely shallower note: I’m walking out of the office this afternoon and a guy is walking toward me. His tshirt has a huge rooster head on the front. I could barely supress my giggle because my brain is screaming “You have a big cock on your shirt!” Sometimes my inner child is just so unruly.

I hope he thought I was just smiling to be friendly.